Runner Checks Out Reflection in Storefront Window

A man running through downtown earlier today turned his head to glance at his reflection in a storefront window, Dumb Runner has learned.

The man, who has not been identified, reportedly checked himself out as he ran past the Banana Republic on Main Street, taking note of his quads and calves and then his buttocks and, finally, his pectoral muscles and neatly trimmed beard. Meanwhile, sources say, he straightened slightly and picked up his pace.

Once past the Banana Republic, sources say, the man turned his gaze forward. 

The mystery runner was last seen heading toward the new H&M, two streets over, which offers floor-to-ceiling windows.