Nipple-Free Males 'Almost a Reality,' Say Researchers
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70% of Americans Unable to Locate 'Core' on Map of Body
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"You can't blast your core," researchers say, "if you don't know where to blast."
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Local Runner Worried She'll Never Crush a Race
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A long list of running accomplishments remains incomplete.
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Olympic Runner Admits Doping With Jesus
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Almaz Ayana had denied rumors of cheating since winning the 10,000 meters—until recently.
Read MoreRunners Praise Makers of Pokémon GO
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"No longer are we the public's number-one object of ridicule," says a national group.
Read MorePistorius Remains an Inspiration to Amputee Gun Owners Who Can't Control Their Rage
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"Who among us hasn't made a mistake?" asks a fan.
Read MoreCopernicus Is First Renaissance Mathematician and Astronomer to Grace Cover of Women's Running Magazine
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Father of heliocentrism a "logical choice."
Read MoreAwful Things That Could Bite Your Genitals in the Toilet, Ranked
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First it was a spider. Now a python. What could be worse?
Read MoreDoctors Fear Spike in Patriotism Overdoses
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Wearers of U.S. flag running shorts are urged to be cautious.
Read MoreMythical '5K Marathon' May Be Real, Researchers Say
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A decades-old quest leads to some surprising discoveries.
Read MoreStudy: '1-Minute Workouts' Useless When It Comes to Shit You Can't Quantify
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And, researchers say, that is "some of the most important shit of all."
Read MoreHow to Choose a Porta Potty That DOESN'T Have a Penis-Biting Spider
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For one Australian man, this advice comes too late.
Read MoreEliud Kipchoge Wins London Marathon in Course Record 2:58
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"I guess it was a pretty soft record," says race director.
Read More9 More Things That Will Get You Banned from the Boston Marathon
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Tread carefully, runners, lest you be barred for life.
Read MoreNRA Calls For Live Ammo in Starter Pistols
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Proposal from gun rights group meets with universal praise.
Read MoreStudies Show Music Can Boost Your Running, Right Up to the Moment You're Struck by a Car That You Couldn't Hear
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Anecdotal evidence appears to back this up.
Read MoreKitten Runs Marathon to Raise Awareness of Own Cuteness
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"Oh my God," say runners, staff, and spectators. "That is so cute."
Read MoreThe Ugly Side of 'Nice Guy' Meb Keflezighi
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