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June 22, 2026

Survey Finds Just 5% of Treadmill Users Get ‘Stop This Crazy Thing!’ Reference

June 22, 2026/ Mark Remy
Survey Finds Just 5% of Treadmill Users Get ‘Stop This Crazy Thing!’ Reference

Classic cartoon experts sound the alarm.

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June 22, 2026/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Nostalgia, Old, Cartoon violence, TV, Jetsons
June 18, 2026

Dumb Runner Illustrated #155: ‘Lady'

June 18, 2026/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #155: ‘Lady'

Watch out for your uterus!

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June 18, 2026/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Doctor's office, Seniors, Old, Uterus
April 02, 2026

Dumb Runner Illustrated #150: ‘Inspiration’

April 02, 2026/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #150: ‘Inspiration’

“Wait, do you know what selfie means?”

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April 02, 2026/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Old, Youth, Aging, Inspiration
June 17, 2024

Old Runner at End of Bar Ranting Again About Demise of ‘Running Times’ Magazine

June 17, 2024/ Mark Remy
Old Runner at End of Bar Ranting Again About Demise of ‘Running Times’ Magazine

Senior man mourns niche title that closed years ago.

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June 17, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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