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“With butter and syrup,” says runner. “Maybe a milkshake.” Read More
It’s mostly fries. Read More
Man relies on perspiration to purge effects of dietary vices. Read More
Decision seems foolish in retrospect. Read More
New line boasts “no beef, no pork… but all the flavor,” company says. Read More
Nothing “fun” about alleged treat, little girl decides. Read More
Product may be defective, a source speculates. Read More
For avid snacker, realization opens world of possibilities. Read More
Hormel Endurance® will comprise electrolyte-infused hams in a variety of options, company says. Read More
Bogus formulation may have real-life consequences, man realizes. Read More
New product disinfects hands and provides quick-digesting carbs. Read More
“If I didn’t have my cheat days, I’d go crazy,” says man. Read More
“Must have been something I ate,” says victim. Read More
Ultra runner yields 250 mg dose of THC. Read More
Woman sees decorative 1.26-gallon container, trusts her instincts. Read More
New product aimed at “today’s busy, caveman-inspired athlete.” Read More
Canned pasta giant cites doping ban in decision to sever ties. Read More
Personal trainer listlessly stabs at salad greens. Read More
Brand tries another tack in targeting runners and other athletes. Read More
New product line targets younger active consumers. Read More
