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August 29, 2022

New GU+Scope™ Promises Lasting Energy, Fresh Breath

August 29, 2022/ Mark Remy
New GU+Scope™ Promises Lasting Energy, Fresh Breath

New line of co-branded gels hits shelves today.

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August 29, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Nutrition
GU, Energy, Scope, Fresh breath
November 16, 2021

Athletic Brewing Company Introduces Non-Caloric Gels

November 16, 2021/ Mark Remy
Athletic Brewing Company Introduces Non-Caloric Gels

Product delivers “all the great taste of a gel” but without the energy.

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November 16, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Nutrition
Fuel, Energy, Gels, Calories
June 07, 2021

Ransomware Attack Shuts Down Major GU Pipeline

June 07, 2021/ Mark Remy
Ransomware Attack Shuts Down Major GU Pipeline

Hackers threaten fuel supply for millions.

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June 07, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Satire
GU, Energy, Pipeline, Ransomware, Fuel
August 10, 2020

Woman Still Waiting for Energy Bar to Kick In

August 10, 2020/ Mark Remy
Woman Still Waiting for Energy Bar to Kick In

Product may be defective, a source speculates.

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August 10, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Energy bars, Energy, Nutrition, Fuel, Meh
February 14, 2018

Report: Brownies Also 'Bars' That Provide 'Energy'

February 14, 2018/ Mark Remy
Report: Brownies Also 'Bars' That Provide 'Energy'

National Baked Goods Council touts a treat as ideal for workouts.

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February 14, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Nutrition, Satire
Sports nutrition, Brownies, Energy, Energy bars, Fudgy, Cakelike
July 04, 2017

Betty Crocker Enters Sports Fuel Market With 'Endurance' Frosting

July 04, 2017/ Mark Remy
Betty Crocker Enters Sports Fuel Market With 'Endurance' Frosting

Six flavors designed to keep energy levels high, and to be easily spreadable.

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July 04, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Nutrition
Frosting, Betty Crocker, Energy, Endurance, Carb loading
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