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August 23, 2023

CLIF Introduces 6-Foot ‘Party Bar’

August 23, 2023/ Mark Remy
CLIF Introduces 6-Foot ‘Party Bar’

Sports nutrition giant touts “biggest product launch yet.”

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August 23, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Party, CLIF, Energy bars
November 25, 2020

CLIF Launches Line of 100% Meat-Free Energy Bars

November 25, 2020/ Mark Remy
CLIF Launches Line of 100% Meat-Free Energy Bars

New line boasts “no beef, no pork… but all the flavor,” company says.

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November 25, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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CLIF, Meat, Energy bars, Sports nutrition, Beef, Pork
August 10, 2020

Woman Still Waiting for Energy Bar to Kick In

August 10, 2020/ Mark Remy
Woman Still Waiting for Energy Bar to Kick In

Product may be defective, a source speculates.

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August 10, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Energy bars, Energy, Nutrition, Fuel, Meh
December 02, 2019

New CLIF PALEO Bars Basically Just Grilled Chicken Breasts

December 02, 2019/ Mark Remy
New CLIF PALEO Bars Basically Just Grilled Chicken Breasts

New product aimed at “today’s busy, caveman-inspired athlete.”

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December 02, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Keto, Diet, CLIF, Energy bars
February 14, 2018

Report: Brownies Also 'Bars' That Provide 'Energy'

February 14, 2018/ Mark Remy
Report: Brownies Also 'Bars' That Provide 'Energy'

National Baked Goods Council touts a treat as ideal for workouts.

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Sports nutrition, Brownies, Energy, Energy bars, Fudgy, Cakelike
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