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December 20, 2023

‘Now THIS Is What I Call CHIP TIME,’ Running Dad Says Yet Again

December 20, 2023/ Mark Remy
‘Now THIS Is What I Call CHIP TIME,’ Running Dad Says Yet Again

“Get it?” local man asks kids, wife.

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December 20, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Potato chips, Chip time, Puns, Dads, Nutrition
March 31, 2021

‘Long Runs Really Give Me Time to Think,’ Says Man Who Spends Most of His Long Runs Thinking About Waffles

March 31, 2021/ Mark Remy
‘Long Runs Really Give Me Time to Think,’ Says Man Who Spends Most of His Long Runs Thinking About Waffles

“With butter and syrup,” says runner. “Maybe a milkshake.”

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March 31, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Waffles, Breakfast, Fantasizing, Hunger, Long runs
February 24, 2021

7 Foods to Eat After Your Run

February 24, 2021/ Mark Remy
7 Foods to Eat After Your Run

It’s mostly fries.

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February 24, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Diet, Postrace nutrition, Fries, Deliciousness
May 13, 2019

Anti-Sugar PSA Makes Man Want a Soda

May 13, 2019/ Mark Remy
Anti-Sugar PSA Makes Man Want a Soda

“Man, that looks so good,” says thirsty consumer.

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