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February 24, 2021

7 Foods to Eat After Your Run

February 24, 2021/ Mark Remy
7 Foods to Eat After Your Run

It’s mostly fries.

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February 24, 2021/ Mark Remy/
real, Nutrition
Diet, Postrace nutrition, Fries, Deliciousness
March 11, 2020

Local Runner Uses ‘Cheat Day’ to Eat Ice Cream, Sleep With Neighbor’s Wife

March 11, 2020/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Uses ‘Cheat Day’ to Eat Ice Cream, Sleep With Neighbor’s Wife

“If I didn’t have my cheat days, I’d go crazy,” says man.

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March 11, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Nutrition
Diet, Nutrition, Cheat days, Ice cream, Indulge
January 13, 2020

Local Man Not Feeling So Well After Consuming Steady Diet of Junk for Several Decades

January 13, 2020/ Mark Remy
Local Man Not Feeling So Well After Consuming Steady Diet of Junk for Several Decades

“Must have been something I ate,” says victim.

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January 13, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Nutrition
Diet, Tummy ache, Nutrition, Pain, Bad habits
December 02, 2019

New CLIF PALEO Bars Basically Just Grilled Chicken Breasts

December 02, 2019/ Mark Remy
New CLIF PALEO Bars Basically Just Grilled Chicken Breasts

New product aimed at “today’s busy, caveman-inspired athlete.”

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December 02, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Nutrition
Keto, Diet, CLIF, Energy bars
September 11, 2018

New Diet Plan Calls for Eating Modest Amounts of Variety of Foods

September 11, 2018/ Mark Remy
New Diet Plan Calls for Eating Modest Amounts of Variety of Foods

Experts skeptical that “balanced, common-sense” approach will catch on.

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September 11, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Nutrition, Satire
Diet, Fads, Variety, Healthy
May 24, 2016

Marathon Champ's Secret: A Surprisingly Simple Diet

May 24, 2016/ Mark Remy
Marathon Champ's Secret: A Surprisingly Simple Diet

Well, with one key exception.

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May 24, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Diet, Nutrition, Satire, Marathons, Ugali
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