June 14, 2023 Scientists at Gatorade Sports Science Institute Pretty Fucking Sick of Gatorade June 14, 2023/ Mark Remy “Gatorade this, Gatorade that, blah-blah-blah,” researchers say.Read More
March 30, 2020 Sports Drink Marketer Suddenly Remembers His ‘Immunity’ Product Doesn’t Actually Do Anything March 30, 2020/ Mark Remy Bogus formulation may have real-life consequences, man realizes.Read More
June 03, 2019 Michelob Ultra Launches 'This Is Basically Water' Campaign June 03, 2019/ Mark Remy Brand tries another tack in targeting runners and other athletes.Read More
March 19, 2019 Nuun Rolls Out 'Nuun None' Placebo Tablets March 19, 2019/ Mark Remy Company’s latest line “taps into the power of the human mind.”Read More
June 04, 2017 Man Dies of Thirst in Local 5K June 04, 2017/ Mark Remy Runner went nearly 19 minutes without liquid.Read More
May 23, 2017 7 Photos of Runners Slaking Their Thirst, Just Because We Like the Word 'Slake' May 23, 2017/ Mark Remy Slakers gonna slake. Are we right, guys?Read More
January 10, 2017 Man Takes Break to Fuel Up While Shopping for Fuel January 10, 2017/ Mark Remy "You gotta stay fueled up," he says. "Just like a race car, you know? Read More
