Little Debbie Snack Brand Pivots to Sports Nutrition
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In Sponsored Post, FDA Calls GU Energy Chews Unsafe For Anyone Allergic to Outrageously Delicious Flavors
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“We recall these products… fondly!” says federal agency.
Read MoreScientists at Gatorade Sports Science Institute Pretty Fucking Sick of Gatorade
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“Gatorade this, Gatorade that, blah-blah-blah,” researchers say.
Read MoreNabisco Influencer Taps Into the Power of Nilla to Fuel Her Runs
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“Nilla Wafers are a great source of nilla,” says woman.
Read MoreCLIF Launches Line of 100% Meat-Free Energy Bars
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New line boasts “no beef, no pork… but all the flavor,” company says.
Read MoreHormel Rolls Out Line of Sports Hams
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Hormel Endurance® will comprise electrolyte-infused hams in a variety of options, company says.
Read MoreSports Drink Marketer Suddenly Remembers His ‘Immunity’ Product Doesn’t Actually Do Anything
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Bogus formulation may have real-life consequences, man realizes.
Read MoreGatorade Introduces 'GatorVape' Electrolyte Juice
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New product line targets younger active consumers.
Read More'Chocolate Milk Is Nature's Perfect Recovery Drink,' Intones Journalist Just Back From Dairy Industry Luncheon
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Woman robotically praises beverage’s 3:1 carb-to-protein ratio and B vitamins.
Read MoreReport: Brownies Also 'Bars' That Provide 'Energy'
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National Baked Goods Council touts a treat as ideal for workouts.
Read MoreMysterious Peddler Offers Trail Runner Magic Beans
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"Clinically proven to maximize performance," claims wizened stranger.
Read MoreNew Gatorade NAZAL Promises 'Instant Rush'
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Energy powder is aimed at on-the-go athletes looking for "an extra bump."
Read MoreMan Takes Break to Fuel Up While Shopping for Fuel
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"You gotta stay fueled up," he says. "Just like a race car, you know?
Read MorePowerBar Introduces New Line of Runner Feed
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