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“Man, that looks so good,” says thirsty consumer. Read More
“I eat a lot of pizza rolls,” says bachelor. Read More
Restaurant chain says “steaming-hot cups of ocean-fresh goodness” will help runners conquer Heartbreak Hill. Read More
Company’s latest line “taps into the power of the human mind.” Read More
Findings hold true regardless of the size of the last piece. Read More
Savory gels “inspired by the ocean’s bounty,” company says. Read More
It’s one day a year. Give kids candy. Read More
Short answer: Yes. Especially if you’re a marathon runner. Read More
Experts skeptical that “balanced, common-sense” approach will catch on. Read More
Findings are “good news” for fans of tastiness, researcher says. Read More
"Sure, there's meat in these recipes," says author. "But not much.” Read More
Runner is depicted fleeing delicious foods. Read More
Woman robotically praises beverage’s 3:1 carb-to-protein ratio and B vitamins. Read More
"I don't feel so good," woman confirms. Read More
National Baked Goods Council touts a treat as ideal for workouts. Read More
Will you run enough to earn a second piece of pie? Consult our handy chart and find out. Read More
"Clinically proven to maximize performance," claims wizened stranger. Read More
Six flavors designed to keep energy levels high, and to be easily spreadable. Read More
Runner went nearly 19 minutes without liquid. Read More
Slakers gonna slake. Are we right, guys? Read More
