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March 24, 2025

New Regulations Require Graphic Warning Labels on Energy Gels

March 24, 2025/ Mark Remy
New Regulations Require Graphic Warning Labels on Energy Gels

“Fair enough,” say sports nutrition brands.

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March 24, 2025/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Nutrition
GU, Warning labels, Mouthfeel
May 01, 2024

In Sponsored Post, FDA Calls GU Energy Chews Unsafe For Anyone Allergic to Outrageously Delicious Flavors

May 01, 2024/ Mark Remy
In Sponsored Post, FDA Calls GU Energy Chews Unsafe For Anyone Allergic to Outrageously Delicious Flavors

“We recall these products… fondly!” says federal agency.

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May 01, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Nutrition
GU, Sports nutrition, Sponsored post, FDA, Integrity, Outrageously delicious
August 07, 2023

Heartbroken Runner Spends Evening on Couch Eating GU Straight From Carton

August 07, 2023/ Mark Remy
Heartbroken Runner Spends Evening on Couch Eating GU Straight From Carton

Sobbing woman seeks solace in tub of energy gel.

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August 07, 2023/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Nutrition
GU, Heartbreak, Sad
August 29, 2022

New GU+Scope™ Promises Lasting Energy, Fresh Breath

August 29, 2022/ Mark Remy
New GU+Scope™ Promises Lasting Energy, Fresh Breath

New line of co-branded gels hits shelves today.

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August 29, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Nutrition
GU, Energy, Scope, Fresh breath
June 07, 2021

Ransomware Attack Shuts Down Major GU Pipeline

June 07, 2021/ Mark Remy
Ransomware Attack Shuts Down Major GU Pipeline

Hackers threaten fuel supply for millions.

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June 07, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Satire
GU, Energy, Pipeline, Ransomware, Fuel
November 02, 2020

Child Makes Mental Note to Skip Local Runner's House Next Halloween

November 02, 2020/ Mark Remy
Child Makes Mental Note to Skip Local Runner's House Next Halloween

Nothing “fun” about alleged treat, little girl decides.

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November 02, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Nutrition
GU, Halloween, Trick or treat, Fun
March 23, 2020

GU, Purell Introduce Co-Branded Gel

March 23, 2020/ Mark Remy
GU, Purell Introduce Co-Branded Gel

New product disinfects hands and provides quick-digesting carbs.

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March 23, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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GU, Purell, Sanitizer, Public health, Coronavirus, COVID-19
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