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“Get it?” local man asks kids, wife. Read More
Carb-rich feast appeals to three-time marathoner. Read More
Product may be defective, a source speculates. Read More
“If I didn’t have my cheat days, I’d go crazy,” says man. Read More
“Must have been something I ate,” says victim. Read More
Personal trainer listlessly stabs at salad greens. Read More
“Man, that looks so good,” says thirsty consumer. Read More
“I eat a lot of pizza rolls,” says bachelor. Read More
Restaurant chain says “steaming-hot cups of ocean-fresh goodness” will help runners conquer Heartbreak Hill. Read More
Company’s latest line “taps into the power of the human mind.” Read More
Findings hold true regardless of the size of the last piece. Read More
"You gotta stay fueled up," he says. "Just like a race car, you know? Read More
Well, with one key exception. Read More
Dr. Dumb wouldn't recommend it. Here's why. Read More