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August 10, 2021

Ask Dr. Dumb: Porridge!

August 10, 2021/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Porridge!

A Scottish marathoner brought her own supply to the Tokyo Games, so it’s probably worth a look.

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August 10, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Real, Nutrition, Satire
Breakfast, Porridge, Oatmeal, Kilts
March 31, 2021

‘Long Runs Really Give Me Time to Think,’ Says Man Who Spends Most of His Long Runs Thinking About Waffles

March 31, 2021/ Mark Remy
‘Long Runs Really Give Me Time to Think,’ Says Man Who Spends Most of His Long Runs Thinking About Waffles

“With butter and syrup,” says runner. “Maybe a milkshake.”

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March 31, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Waffles, Breakfast, Fantasizing, Hunger, Long runs
August 29, 2018

Study: Doughnuts Make Breakfast 80% More Delicious

August 29, 2018/ Mark Remy
Study: Doughnuts Make Breakfast 80% More Delicious

Findings are “good news” for fans of tastiness, researcher says.

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Doughnuts, Breakfast, Research, Sprinkles
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