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        Woman is liberated from garment and longtime suppression of animal urges. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Let Dumb Runner help you “fall back” this weekend. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        "I look forward to it all year," says filthy guy dressed as wizard in Times Square. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        The return of Super Runner Lady! Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Great news: No, they can’t! Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Don’t have an incredibly esoteric costume yet? Relax, I got you! Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Sometimes, communication is a one-way street. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        The popular Thanksgiving Day event expects a field of 640,000. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Try changing “iteration” to “version.” Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Rounding down “not cool,” experts say. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Introducing a NEW visual feature that you may or may not enjoy! Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Local septuagenarian scoffs at last-minute decision. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        This is why you make a list. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Our resident language expert unpacks a persistent puzzle. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Repeated calls to front desk fail to stop noise. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Local man will “go with his gut” in deciding whether applicants get in. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        This calls for an all-nighter! Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Second place finisher to receive steak knives. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        “qeylIS 'oH mIwvam'e',” says man. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        His powers of rationalization are superhuman! Read More