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An event director, bored with traditional adventure races, adds an explosive element. Read More
"The first time she used the word runcation in a tweet, I think, was the beginning of the end." Read More
Cryptic artwork fuels speculation and wonder. Read More
Runners react with revulsion and disbelief. Read More
Large, floating hallucination urges man to continue. Read More
After an uncomfortable silence, couple rejoin the race. Read More
How will the eclipse affect my form? and other pressing questions, answered. Read More
"I was just, like, you know what? I'm going for a run." Read More
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