Dumb Runner Illustrated #105: 'Fortune'
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In Major Shift, USATF Says Competitors May Ignore Any Rule They Think Is Stupid
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“Times change, and we must change with them,” says governing body.
Read More'Oh, I Used to Run Marathons,' Says Smirking Woman Who Refuses to Elaborate
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Cryptic remarks hang in the air, like so much cigarette smoke.
Read More‘Totally Jacked’ Kipchoge Reveals New Self on Cover of Runner's World
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Marathon legend is clearly happy with chiseled physique.
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‘My Only Goal Is to Finish,’ Says First-Time Marathoner Who Has Spent His Whole Life Playing It Safe, So Why Should This Be Any Different?
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Local runner has long history of avoiding risk.
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Shy Boston Marathoner Waits for Wellesley Student to Make First Move
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Runner is losing precious minutes as he dithers.
Read MoreReport: Mom Not Mad That You Didn’t Mention Her in Your Marathon Race Report, Just Disappointed
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Endlessly supportive woman is “very happy for you,” sources say.
Read MoreMTA to Charge New York City Marathoners $10 Each Time They Record Themselves Gingerly Going Down Steps to Subway Stations After the Race
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New harebrained scheme replaces old harebrained scheme.
Read MoreBoston Prepares for Marathon by Giving Dave McGillivray Fresh Coat of Paint
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Legendary race director will “look like new” on race day, organizers say.
Read More‘Crazy-Ass 60-Hour Race Through Woods Started by Guy With Cigarette’ to Become Olympic Event
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New event will debut at 2028 Games.
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Barkley Marathons Runner Wonders if Girls Softly Singing Nursery Rhymes Are Part of Whole Barkley Thing, or What
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Children don’t show faces, which is fine by runner.
Read More‘Running Keeps Me Young,’ Says Chronically Injured Man Who’s in Bed Every Night by 8:45
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Local runner’s rhetoric belies his own condition.
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ADORABLE! This Man Hasn’t Run a Marathon in Years But Believes He Could Finish One Tomorrow on ‘Muscle Memory’
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Local runner not joking, sources say.
Read MoreReport: Marathoner With Bloody Nipples at Mile 3 in For a Long Day
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“Ouch,” says spectator.
Read MoreDebate Over Best Big-City Marathon Gets Ugly
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