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March 06, 2017

'I Love Beet Juice,' Says Total Liar

March 06, 2017/ Mark Remy
'I Love Beet Juice,' Says Total Liar

"It's not bad," he said, fighting the urge to spit the vile liquid across the room.

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March 06, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Nutrition
Beet juice, Lies
February 13, 2017

Man Carb-Loading for 5K Has No Idea Why He's Not Losing Weight

February 13, 2017/ Mark Remy
Man Carb-Loading for 5K Has No Idea Why He's Not Losing Weight

"I don't get it," says newbie training for his first race.

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February 13, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Nutrition, Satire
Carb loading, Pasta, Weight loss, 5K
January 24, 2017

New Gatorade NAZAL Promises 'Instant Rush'

January 24, 2017/ Mark Remy
New Gatorade NAZAL Promises 'Instant Rush'

Energy powder is aimed at on-the-go athletes looking for "an extra bump." 

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January 24, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Nutrition
Snort, Gatorade NAZAL, Sports nutrition
January 10, 2017

Man Takes Break to Fuel Up While Shopping for Fuel

January 10, 2017/ Mark Remy
Man Takes Break to Fuel Up While Shopping for Fuel

"You gotta stay fueled up," he says. "Just like a race car, you know? 

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January 10, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Nutrition
Satire, Nutrition, Sports nutrition, Hydration
October 31, 2016

Running and Tacos: FAQ

October 31, 2016/ Mark Remy
Running and Tacos: FAQ

Why don't more events have postrace taco bars? No one seems to have a good answer. 

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October 31, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Nutrition
Tacos, Postrace nutrition, Taco bar
September 21, 2016

PowerBar Introduces New Line of Runner Feed

September 21, 2016/ Mark Remy
PowerBar Introduces New Line of Runner Feed

Runner Chow is called a "dry food" for busy endurance athletes.

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September 21, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Nutrition
Satire, Runner Chow, PowerBar, Sports nutrition
July 25, 2016

These Muffins Will Make You Say 'Holy Shit These Are Good Muffins'

July 25, 2016/ Mark Remy
These Muffins Will Make You Say 'Holy Shit These Are Good Muffins'

These muffins have cranberries, we guess, and all sorts of crap that's good for you. 

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July 25, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Nutrition
Satire, Muffins
June 22, 2016

Let Us Now Praise the Shower Beer

June 22, 2016/ Mark Remy
Let Us Now Praise the Shower Beer

A simple pleasure, greater than the sum of its parts.

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June 22, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Nutrition
Beer, Showers
May 24, 2016

Marathon Champ's Secret: A Surprisingly Simple Diet

May 24, 2016/ Mark Remy
Marathon Champ's Secret: A Surprisingly Simple Diet

Well, with one key exception.

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May 24, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Nutrition
Diet, Nutrition, Satire, Marathons, Ugali
April 26, 2016

Ask Dr. Dumb: Are Juice Cleanses Really Worthless?

April 26, 2016/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Are Juice Cleanses Really Worthless?

That depends on how fancy your juice is, says our expert.

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April 26, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Nutrition
Juice, Juicing, B.S., Dr. Dumb
March 29, 2016

Researchers: 'Just Eat the F***ing Chocolate'

March 29, 2016/ Mark Remy
Researchers: 'Just Eat the F***ing Chocolate'

New study finds you don't need an excuse.

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March 29, 2016/ Mark Remy/
March 28, 2016

5 Most Delicious Soaps for Runners

March 28, 2016/ Mark Remy
5 Most Delicious Soaps for Runners

The shelves are full of tasty bars. Which one is right for you?

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March 28, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Nutrition
Soap, Marathons, Aid stations, China
March 25, 2016

Ask Dr. Dumb: Should Runners Eat Peeps?

March 25, 2016/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Should Runners Eat Peeps?

Dr. Dumb wouldn't recommend it. Here's why.

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March 25, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Nutrition
Easter, Peeps, Nutrition, Satire, Dr. Dumb
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