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“We’re all mediums!” complains one runner. Read More
Nylon windbreaker not worn ironically, sources say. Read More
Report will appear in The Journal of Weird-Looking Shit. Read More
Automated message gently suggests other options. Read More
Customer leaves without making purchase. Read More
Local runner notes that garment on screen isn’t technically a running jacket. Read More
“It’s kudos for kiddos,” says a company spokesman. Read More
Local man hopes $250 footwear will lead to record times. Read More
This model delivers the most bang for your stroller buck, and I will die before I tell you what it is. Read More
Company says innovation will save customers time, anxiety. Read More
Longtime gear editor “blows a fuse.” Read More
Company calls new design “breathable, comfortable, and incredibly versatile.” Read More
Fabric accessories may make effective face masks, man learns too late. Read More
Hot water, body wash, and stiff brush not effective. Read More
“It’s so cute,” says a source. Read More
Modern-day sorcerer conjures up appearance of objectivity with a few keystrokes. Read More
Company calls newest innovation a game-changer. Read More
For local man, period of adjustment is off to a painful start. Read More
Current version “cannot be improved upon,” shoemaker abruptly decides. Read More
Lonely man finds solace in tight-fitting apparel. Read More
