Compression Gear the Closest Local Runner Ever Gets to Being Hugged
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The firm squeeze a local man feels from his compression apparel is the closest he comes to experiencing a human embrace, Dumb Runner has learned—helping to explain his growing inventory of compression tights, shorts, socks, calf sleeves, and arm sleeves.
Glenn Tilbrook, 46, a self-described introvert who lives alone, “doesn’t get out much,” according to a source who requested anonymity.
“He dates occasionally, I think,” the source said. “But Glenn hasn’t had anything close to a serious or steady partner for at least a year.”
Even among friends, Tilbrook reportedly is reluctant to give or accept hugs, preferring instead a handshake, high five, or fist bump.
“I think he grew up in a not-very-affectionate family,” said the source. “It’s sort of sad.”
Tilbrook, who has been a runner for most of his adult life, discovered compression apparel only recently and took an instant liking to it. Soon, the source said, he was stockpiling compression gear and wearing it as often as possible, including under his work clothes and while sleeping.
“He says it helps him recover,” the source said. “I say it makes him feel loved.”
“Maybe we’re both right.”
