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August 13, 2025

Tasteful Running Outfit Goes Seamlessly From Workout to Coffeehouse to Sobbing in Coffeehouse Restroom Because Everything Is Falling Apart

August 13, 2025/ Mark Remy
Tasteful Running Outfit Goes Seamlessly From Workout to Coffeehouse to Sobbing in Coffeehouse Restroom Because Everything Is Falling Apart

Versatile attire is at home anywhere.

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August 13, 2025/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Gear
Activewear, Athleisure, Sobbing, Current events, Versatility, Running gear
April 23, 2025

Smiling Runner in Matching Outfit Seems to Have It All Figured Out

April 23, 2025/ Mark Remy
Smiling Runner in Matching Outfit Seems to Have It All Figured Out

Passing woman provides stark contrast to your own sorry-ass life.

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April 23, 2025/ Mark Remy/
Gear, Satire
Matching outfit, Running gear, Smiling, Sorry-ass life
March 19, 2025

Local Runner’s Emergency ‘Go Bag’ Just a Hydration Pack With a Shitload of Stroopwafels

March 19, 2025/ Mark Remy
Local Runner’s Emergency ‘Go Bag’ Just a Hydration Pack With a Shitload of Stroopwafels

“Everything I need is in that pack,” says ultra endurance athlete.

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March 19, 2025/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Gear
Fuel, Emergency, Go bag, Shit, Fan, Hydration, Running gear
March 14, 2022

‘Do You Need a Massage Gun?’ Asks Website That Makes Money Every Time Someone Buys a Massage Gun

March 14, 2022/ Mark Remy
‘Do You Need a Massage Gun?’ Asks Website That Makes Money Every Time Someone Buys a Massage Gun

Author concludes readers should purchase product.

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March 14, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Gear, Satire
Running gear, Recovery, Massager, Editorial integrity, Media, Ethics, Shopping
July 21, 2021

Old Runner Has Old Jacket

July 21, 2021/ Mark Remy
Old Runner Has Old Jacket

Nylon windbreaker not worn ironically, sources say.

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July 21, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Gear, Satire
Running gear, Jackets, Aging, Irony, Vintage
April 05, 2021

Running Store Employee Still Laughing About Guy Who Came In Looking For Shoes Under $50

April 05, 2021/ Mark Remy
Running Store Employee Still Laughing About Guy Who Came In Looking For Shoes Under $50

Customer leaves without making purchase.

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April 05, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Gear, Satire
Running shoes, Specialty running stores, Running gear, Laughter
February 10, 2021

Owner of 7 Running Jackets ‘Just Looking’ at Running Jackets

February 10, 2021/ Mark Remy
Owner of 7 Running Jackets ‘Just Looking’ at Running Jackets

Local runner notes that garment on screen isn’t technically a running jacket.

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February 10, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Gear, Satire
Jackets, Running gear, Consumerism, Rationalization
November 11, 2020

I Found the Best Jogging Stroller Under $200, and I Will Take This Information to My Grave

November 11, 2020/ Mark Remy
I Found the Best Jogging Stroller Under $200, and I Will Take This Information to My Grave

This model delivers the most bang for your stroller buck, and I will die before I tell you what it is.

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November 11, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Gear, Satire
Jogging strollers, Grave, Secrets, Deals, Running gear
September 23, 2020

‘Sure Is Good For Running,’ Writes Shoe Reviewer Who Has Just Stopped Caring

September 23, 2020/ Mark Remy
‘Sure Is Good For Running,’ Writes Shoe Reviewer Who Has Just Stopped Caring

Longtime gear editor “blows a fuse.”

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September 23, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Gear, Satire
Shoes, Running shoes, Reviews, Running gear, Media
May 26, 2020

Editorial Wizard Transforms Ad Into Article With Addition of Byline

May 26, 2020/ Mark Remy
Editorial Wizard Transforms Ad Into Article With Addition of Byline

Modern-day sorcerer conjures up appearance of objectivity with a few keystrokes.

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May 26, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Gear
Ads, Running gear, Editorial inegrity, Wizardry, Alchemy, Ethics
February 12, 2020

Compression Gear the Closest Local Runner Ever Gets to Being Hugged

February 12, 2020/ Mark Remy
Compression Gear the Closest Local Runner Ever Gets to Being Hugged

Lonely man finds solace in tight-fitting apparel.

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February 12, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Gear, Satire
Compression gear, Loneliness, Hugs, Running gear
August 28, 2019

Tracksmith Introduces Line of 'Fun, Affordable' Casual Wear

August 28, 2019/ Mark Remy
Tracksmith Introduces Line of 'Fun, Affordable' Casual Wear

New NeonZ™ collection features eye-catching colors, $12 tees.

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August 28, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Gear, Satire
Running gear, Tracksmith, Shirts, Fun
January 17, 2018

Nation's Runners Demand More Products They Can Buy

January 17, 2018/ Mark Remy
Nation's Runners Demand More Products They Can Buy

"Running enthusiasts are fed up" with lack of variety, says group's spokeswoman.

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January 17, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Gear
New gear, Gear, Running shoes, Running gear, Demands
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