February 21, 2025 Dumb Runner Illustrated #123: 'Nice Shoes' February 21, 2025/ Mark Remy They’re great for walking away from weird conversations.Read More
May 11, 2023 Pink-Clad Stranger Tells Wearer of Carbon-Plated Shoes That She’s Always Had the Power to Go Fast May 11, 2023/ Mark Remy Wand-wielding woman delivers surprising insight.Read More
September 14, 2022 First 18 Models of Running Shoe Were Garbage, Implies Review of 19th Version September 14, 2022/ Mark Remy Shoe has “a good ride,” reviewer notes.Read More
January 05, 2022 Nike Says All Its Running Shoes Will Be Electric by 2025 January 05, 2022/ Mark Remy Other brands expected to follow suit.Read More
September 08, 2021 Running Store Customer Checking Out Alphafly NEXT% Visibly Aroused September 08, 2021/ Mark Remy Man eventually leaves empty-handed.Read More
May 26, 2021 Study Finds Sole of Alphafly NEXT% Shoe Is ‘All Kinds of F***ed Up’ May 26, 2021/ Mark Remy Report will appear in The Journal of Weird-Looking Shit.Read More
September 23, 2020 ‘Sure Is Good For Running,’ Writes Shoe Reviewer Who Has Just Stopped Caring September 23, 2020/ Mark Remy Longtime gear editor “blows a fuse.”Read More
March 25, 2020 Shoes Break In New Runner March 25, 2020/ Mark Remy For local man, period of adjustment is off to a painful start.Read More
March 02, 2020 Saucony Cancels Update of Covid 18 Shoe March 02, 2020/ Mark Remy Current version “cannot be improved upon,” shoemaker abruptly decides.Read More
January 16, 2020 Nike Exec: Vaporfly Shoes ‘Totally Fair, Assuming Everyone Else Is Also Wearing Vaporfly Shoes’ January 16, 2020/ Mark Remy Company rep says universal adoption will level playing field.Read More
