Local Runner’s Emergency ‘Go Bag’ Just a Hydration Pack With a Shitload of Stroopwafels
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Dumb Runner Illustrated #123: 'Nice Shoes'
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They’re great for walking away from weird conversations.
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2025 Boston Marathon Jacket Replaces Unicorn Logo With Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan
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“What the hell is this?” say commenters.
Read MoreSmart Watch Apparently Not Smart Enough to Tell Man He's Running in Wrong Direction Around Track
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Basic running etiquette not included in fancy gadget’s programming.
Read MoreThe 2024 Dumb Runner Holiday Gift Guide
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Dozens of gift ideas that you and I can BOTH feel good about!
Read MoreTracksmith Gets ‘Intimate’ With Handcrafted Anal Beads
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Risqué product is the first in upscale brand's new "P.M. collection."
Read MorePoser in HOKA T-Shirt Probably Can’t Even Name Three HOKA Models
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Local runner scoffs at hipster's fashion choice.
Read MoreBeginning Runner Not Yet Confident Enough to Try It Without Floaties
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Local woman still nervous.
Read MoreRunner Who Just Got $55 Tracksmith Hat Not Much Happier Than He Was Before He Got $55 Tracksmith Hat
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Limited-edition item barely moves the needle on man’s mood.
Read More‘Nice Socks Are an Affordable Luxury,’ Says Runner Who Owns $437 Worth of Nice Socks
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“You can always use another pair of socks,” woman adds.
Read MoreNike Offers Sneak Peek at USATF Uniform for 2028 Olympics
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Photos depict model in various positions.
Read MoreIn Hilarious April Fool's Prank, Running Shoe Makers Pledge to Move Factories From Asia to U.S.
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“Ha ha!” says consortium of gear manufacturers.
Read MoreConsumer Watchdogs Accuse Nike of 'Shrinkflation'
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Critics say footwear giant is giving runners less shoe for same price.
Read MoreNew Boston Marathon Jackets Will Expire After 10 Years, B.A.A. Says, Because ‘Come On, You Ran the Thing 10 Years Ago’
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Fabric will be engineered to disintegrate after a decade.
Read More‘At Least My Shoes Are Super,’ Sad Runner Tells Self
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Carbon-plated footwear provides shining light in world of darkness.
Read MoreTracksmith Unveils ‘Back When Fat, Slow People Didn’t Run’-Scented Candle
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Smell conjures nostalgia for a thinner, faster era, brand says.
Read MoreBreaking: Dad Just Bought a Pair of On Running Shoes
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