Nike Says It Will Stop Testing Shoes on Animals
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Nike Offers Sneak Peek at USATF Uniform for 2028 Olympics
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Photos depict model in various positions.
Read MoreFormer Gillette Exec Proposes Running Shoe With 5 Carbon Plates
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New Nike hire delivers on promise of fresh ideas.
Read MoreNike Executive Psychs Self Up for Big Shoelace Presentation
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“You got this,” man tells self in restroom mirror.
Read MoreNike Says All Its Running Shoes Will Be Electric by 2025
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Other brands expected to follow suit.
Read MoreRunning Store Customer Checking Out Alphafly NEXT% Visibly Aroused
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Man eventually leaves empty-handed.
Read MoreStudy Finds Sole of Alphafly NEXT% Shoe Is ‘All Kinds of F***ed Up’
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Report will appear in The Journal of Weird-Looking Shit.
Read MoreNew Nike ZoomX Vapormask 4% Faster Than Other Face Masks
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Company calls newest innovation a game-changer.
Read More‘Gear Makers Have Always Embraced Innovation,’ Adidas Rep Says of New Enchanted Shoe That Grants Wearer the Power of Flight
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Pixie Flyte gives runners unfair advantage, critics say.
Read MoreNike Exec: Vaporfly Shoes ‘Totally Fair, Assuming Everyone Else Is Also Wearing Vaporfly Shoes’
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Company rep says universal adoption will level playing field.
Read MoreCritics Say New Balance 'DAD/&' Shoe Gives Some Middle-Aged Fathers Unfair Advantage
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Amp™ technology boosts “dad task” performance—for a price.
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Kaepernick Boycott Forces Nike Into Bankruptcy
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Apparel and footwear giant pays steep price for hot-button ad campaign.
Read MoreNike Boycott Not Retroactive, Decides Guy Who Dropped $250 on Zoom Vaporflys Last Week
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“I mean, let’s not be rash,” says self-described patriot.
Read MoreNike Will Stop Selling React™ Foam-Equipped AR-15
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Sportswear giant joins other companies in distancing self from guns.
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Acme Unveils Sub-2:00 Marathon Shoe
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A company known for anvils and giant magnets goes up against Nike and Adidas.
Read MoreMystery Woman Emerges From Pond on Nike Campus, Warns Against 2-Hour Marathon Quest
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Wild-eyed doomsayer says 2-hour barrier must not be breached.
Read MoreLatest Experimental Innovation from Nike Basically Just Some Glitter
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FleetFlakes can make you faster somehow, the company says.
Read MoreNike Introduces Downhill Running Shoe
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