Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Users are promised zero risk of human interaction. Read More
Now, even nonrunners will know what you paid, company says. Read More
Five-toed socks are “so comfortable,” clueless friends say. Read More
Phone doesn’t recognize new devices. Read More
Man smashes his 5K PR three times in one week. Read More
Versatile attire is at home anywhere. Read More
“Probably made in the same factory,” man tells self. Read More
Passing woman provides stark contrast to your own sorry-ass life. Read More
“Everything I need is in that pack,” says ultra endurance athlete. Read More
Local runner taken aback. Read More
Reunited, and it feels so good. Read More
They’re great for walking away from weird conversations. Read More
Better late than never, say activists. Read More
“What the hell is this?” say commenters. Read More
Basic running etiquette not included in fancy gadget’s programming. Read More
Dozens of gift ideas that you and I can BOTH feel good about! Read More
Risqué product is the first in upscale brand's new "P.M. collection." Read More
Local runner scoffs at hipster's fashion choice. Read More
Local woman still nervous. Read More
