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        If you care about justice, yes. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Users are promised zero risk of human interaction.  Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Now, even nonrunners will know what you paid, company says. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Five-toed socks are “so comfortable,” clueless friends say. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Phone doesn’t recognize new devices. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Man smashes his 5K PR three times in one week. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Versatile attire is at home anywhere. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        “Probably made in the same factory,” man tells self. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Passing woman provides stark contrast to your own sorry-ass life. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        “Everything I need is in that pack,” says ultra endurance athlete. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Local runner taken aback. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Reunited, and it feels so good. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        They’re great for walking away from weird conversations. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Better late than never, say activists. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        “What the hell is this?” say commenters. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Basic running etiquette not included in fancy gadget’s programming. Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Dozens of gift ideas that you and I can BOTH feel good about! Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Risqué product is the first in upscale brand's new "P.M. collection." Read More    
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Local runner scoffs at hipster's fashion choice. Read More