Hat Expensive
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A hat is expensive, Dumb Runner has learned.
“Goddamn, they want how much for a hat?” said once source, who requested anonymity.
“That’s crazy,” another anonymous source told Dumb Runner. “It’s just a hat.”
The hat in question, from a brand that specializes in running gear, costs about twice what a normal person would ever expect to pay for a hat. And the hat doesn’t even do anything special, both sources confirmed, like cool the wearer’s head with a little built-in fan or hold cans of a cold beverage that the wearer can sip from, via rubber tube, while wearing it.
“It’s a hat,” confirmed the first source. “It goes on your head.”
“They’ve got to be kidding me.”
At last report, both sources had added the hat to their online shopping carts.
