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December 09, 2024

2025 Boston Marathon Jacket Replaces Unicorn Logo With Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan

December 09, 2024/ Mark Remy
2025 Boston Marathon Jacket Replaces Unicorn Logo With Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan

“What the hell is this?” say commenters.

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October 04, 2023

Nobel Prize for Marketing Awarded to Guy Who Got Everyone to Buy Those Walking Pole Things

October 04, 2023/ Mark Remy
Nobel Prize for Marketing Awarded to Guy Who Got Everyone to Buy Those Walking Pole Things

Brand manager lauded for making obscure hiking aids ubiquitous.

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December 12, 2022

Tracksmith Recalls 1,200 Tops, Citing Dangerous Levels of Heritage

December 12, 2022/ Mark Remy
Tracksmith Recalls 1,200 Tops, Citing Dangerous Levels of Heritage

Owners of certain Van Cortlandt Singlets and Tees should discontinue their use immediately, statement says.

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