Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
“We’re as surprised as anyone,” researcher says of findings. Read More
Searing pain will likely go away on its own, man tells self. Read More
Septuagenarian’s regimen leaves younger runners incredulous. Read More
Tense standoff interrupts run on lakeshore path. Read More
“I wish they’d just f*** already,” says fellow runner. Read More
What is a foam roller? How many do you need? When should you do it? We answer these questions and more. Read More
Friends consider intervention—before it’s too late. Read More
GOP Senator provides motivation at local gym. Read More
A local runner is unaware of his lack of awareness. Read More
Anxiety and self-doubt materialize well before marathon weekend. Read More
Man can’t decide what to wear, when to go, whether to hydrate. Read More
"You ever have to detach a leg from a whole roasted chicken? It was like that." Read More
"The more we study cannabis, the more of its secrets we unlock," say researchers. Read More
Local runner tells friends he’s still feeling effects of race. Read More
You’ve got questions. He’s got answers. Read More
No bodies found, no trauma endured during easy 3-mile jaunt. Read More
“Suddenly, I had to deal with this erratic hazard. It was, like, Oh, hello! I had to laugh." Read More
Witnesses say silver-haired man "tearing it up" on local path. Read More
Runner made phonetic flub for nearly two years before being corrected. Read More
You've got questions. He's got answers. Read More
