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March 26, 2025

‘I Don’t Mind Being Called a Jogger,’ Says Woman Who, Technically, Isn’t Even Jogging

March 26, 2025/ Mark Remy
‘I Don’t Mind Being Called a Jogger,’ Says Woman Who, Technically, Isn’t Even Jogging

“Why not just call yourself a walker?” source asks.

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March 26, 2025/ Mark Remy/
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April 30, 2018

Man Returns From Jog Completely Unharmed

April 30, 2018/ Mark Remy
Man Returns From Jog Completely Unharmed

No bodies found, no trauma endured during easy 3-mile jaunt.

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April 30, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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November 27, 2017

The Dumb Runner Guide to Punching

November 27, 2017/ Mark Remy
The Dumb Runner Guide to Punching

Is it ever OK to punch while running? Yes—but first, review this FAQ.

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November 27, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Punching, Pugilism, UK, Grimsby, Jogging
December 07, 2016

Ask Dr. Dumb: How Can I Mix Sex and Jogging?

December 07, 2016/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: How Can I Mix Sex and Jogging?

A Craigslist post raises many hot questions.

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