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August 03, 2020

Local Runner Adopts ‘1 Day On, 4 Days Off’ Training Plan

August 03, 2020/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Adopts ‘1 Day On, 4 Days Off’ Training Plan

“I’m feeling really rested these days,” says six-time marathoner.

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August 03, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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February 13, 2019

Old Guy's Marathon Training Plan Just a Bunch of Running

February 13, 2019/ Mark Remy
Old Guy's Marathon Training Plan Just a Bunch of Running

Septuagenarian’s regimen leaves younger runners incredulous.

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February 13, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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June 18, 2017

FREE! Training Plan Generator

June 18, 2017/ Mark Remy
FREE! Training Plan Generator

Add another dimension to your running with the Dumb Runner Training Cube™!

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June 18, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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March 15, 2016

Get a Huge PR With the Donald Trump Marathon Training Plan

March 15, 2016/ Mark Remy
Get a Huge PR With the Donald Trump Marathon Training Plan

"You will start winning again," promises GOP candidate. 

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March 15, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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January 04, 2016

The Runner's Post-Holiday, Get-Back-in-Shape 2-Week Transition Plan

January 04, 2016/ Mark Remy
The Runner's Post-Holiday, Get-Back-in-Shape 2-Week Transition Plan

 It's January—put down that can of whipped cream!

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