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July 10, 2024

New Report Finds Most Effective Way to Run Well and Recover Quickly Is to Be 20 Years Old

July 10, 2024/ Mark Remy
New Report Finds Most Effective Way to Run Well and Recover Quickly Is to Be 20 Years Old

Findings are hailed as good news for 20-year-olds.

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July 10, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Training
Youth, Training, Research, 20 years old, Recovery
July 25, 2022

Treadmills Suck, Researchers Conclude

July 25, 2022/ Mark Remy
Treadmills Suck, Researchers Conclude

Report’s findings are “definitive,” say scientists.

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July 25, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Training, Satire
Treadmill, Training, Laboratory, Electrodes, Research
October 07, 2020

Report: Schadenfreude Makes Workouts 20% More Enjoyable

October 07, 2020/ Mark Remy
Report: Schadenfreude Makes Workouts 20% More Enjoyable

New study has implications in fields of exercise science and karmic retribution.

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October 07, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Training, Satire
Training, Research, Schadenfreude, Enjoyment, Stephen Miller, Comeuppance
July 23, 2020

Report: Hills Are Bullshit

July 23, 2020/ Mark Remy
Report: Hills Are Bullshit

Report’s author arrives at her conclusion during a recent run.

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July 23, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Hills, Climbing, Bullshit, Research
November 13, 2019

Report: Running as Little as Once a Week Can Boost Ability to Talk Incessantly About Running

November 13, 2019/ Mark Remy
Report: Running as Little as Once a Week Can Boost Ability to Talk Incessantly About Running

Small investment of time can yield big dividends, researchers say.

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November 13, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Real, Training
Research, Social media, Talking incessantly
May 15, 2019

Study: Frolicking in Surf Burns More Calories Than Running

May 15, 2019/ Mark Remy
Study: Frolicking in Surf Burns More Calories Than Running

Frolickers also had “1,850% more fun,” researchers find.

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May 15, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Research, Frolicking, Capering, Cavorting, Surf, Fun in the sun, Calorie burn
March 04, 2019

Report: Most Running Injuries Result From People Putting Shoes on Wrong Feet

March 04, 2019/ Mark Remy
Report: Most Running Injuries Result From People Putting Shoes on Wrong Feet

“We’re as surprised as anyone,” researcher says of findings.

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March 04, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Injury prevention, Training
Shoes, Injuries, Injury prevention, Research
May 23, 2018

Report: Cannabis Can Help Runners Get High as F***

May 23, 2018/ Mark Remy
Report: Cannabis Can Help Runners Get High as F***

"The more we study cannabis, the more of its secrets we unlock," say researchers.

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May 23, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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Marijuana, Cannabis, Research, High as fuck
January 23, 2017

Man's Anecdote Contradicts Research on Knee Health

January 23, 2017/ Mark Remy
Man's Anecdote Contradicts Research on Knee Health

"Back to the drawing board," say scientists.

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January 23, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Research, Knees, Anecdotes., Data
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