April 21, 2025 In Multibillion-Dollar Deal, Strava Acquires Users’ Eternal Souls April 21, 2025/ Mark Remy Company’s motives and plans remain unclear.Read More
January 18, 2023 Angry Runner Who Quit Strava Last Week Already Back on Strava January 18, 2023/ Mark Remy Man quietly restores account days after canceling in disgust.Read More
December 06, 2021 Runner’s Holiday Letter Just a Bunch of Strava Charts December 06, 2021/ Mark Remy Recipients struggle to interpret data.Read More
May 19, 2020 Basic Features Will Remain Free, Strava Reassures Pathetic Cheapskates May 19, 2020/ Mark Remy Company stresses its shift to subscription model won’t shut out stingy parasites.Read More
February 05, 2020 ‘Join Us,’ Strava Users Chant as Man Races to Barricade Door February 05, 2020/ Mark Remy Local runner besieged by lurching horde of data fiends.Read More
June 17, 2019 World's Social Media Users Eagerly Await Details of Man's Latest Run June 17, 2019/ Mark Remy Millions toggle nonstop between Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, seeking news.Read More
April 04, 2018 Man Can’t Believe He's Been Pronouncing 'Strava' Wrong All This Time April 04, 2018/ Mark Remy Runner made phonetic flub for nearly two years before being corrected.Read More
