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September 18, 2018

'I Keep Volume at Safe Level,' Says Guy Who Routinely Jumps in Fright When Other Runners Pass Him

September 18, 2018/ Mark Remy
'I Keep Volume at Safe Level,' Says Guy Who Routinely Jumps in Fright When Other Runners Pass Him

A local runner is unaware of his lack of awareness.

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September 18, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Safety, Training
Music, Podcasts, Headphones, Earbuds, Situational awareness, Delusion
April 25, 2018

Retractable Leash Adds Element of Fun for Passing Runners

April 25, 2018/ Mark Remy
Retractable Leash Adds Element of Fun for Passing Runners

“Suddenly, I had to deal with this erratic hazard. It was, like, Oh, hello! I had to laugh."

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April 25, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Training, Satire, Safety
Dogs, Leash, Trail
November 27, 2017

The Dumb Runner Guide to Punching

November 27, 2017/ Mark Remy
The Dumb Runner Guide to Punching

Is it ever OK to punch while running? Yes—but first, review this FAQ.

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November 27, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Real, Safety
Punching, Pugilism, UK, Grimsby, Jogging
January 21, 2016

The Dumb Runner Guide to Running in the Snow

January 21, 2016/ Mark Remy
The Dumb Runner Guide to Running in the Snow

Mostly, it comes down to not being a jackass.

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January 21, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Training, Safety
Snow, Ice, Winter, Yak Trax
December 09, 2015

The Dumb Runner Guide to Running in the Dark

December 09, 2015/ Mark Remy
The Dumb Runner Guide to Running in the Dark

To outwit darkness, first we must understand it.

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December 09, 2015/ Mark Remy/
Safety, Training
Nighttime running, Safety, Visibility
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