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February 01, 2023

Local Marathoner Likes to Do Long Runs on Saturdays So She Can Keep Sundays Free for Doing Nothing, Being Sore

February 01, 2023/ Mark Remy
Local Marathoner Likes to Do Long Runs on Saturdays So She Can Keep Sundays Free for Doing Nothing, Being Sore

“It’s nice to get it done early in the weekend,” says woman.

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February 01, 2023/ Mark Remy/
Training, Satire
Marathon training, Long runs, Sore muscles, Recovery
February 13, 2019

Old Guy's Marathon Training Plan Just a Bunch of Running

February 13, 2019/ Mark Remy
Old Guy's Marathon Training Plan Just a Bunch of Running

Septuagenarian’s regimen leaves younger runners incredulous.

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February 13, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Training, Satire, Racing
Old guy, Training, Marathon training, Training plans
July 30, 2018

Local Runner's Prerace Jitters Arrive Three Months Early

July 30, 2018/ Mark Remy
Local Runner's Prerace Jitters Arrive Three Months Early

Anxiety and self-doubt materialize well before marathon weekend.

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July 30, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Racing, Training, Satire
Prerace jitters, Nerves, Marathon training
March 14, 2018

Boston Spectator Training Hard for Marathon

March 14, 2018/ Mark Remy
Boston Spectator Training Hard for Marathon

Local man's regimen involves standing, screaming, drinking.

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March 14, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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Boston Marathon, Marathon training, Beer, Wicked
June 18, 2017

FREE! Training Plan Generator

June 18, 2017/ Mark Remy
FREE! Training Plan Generator

Add another dimension to your running with the Dumb Runner Training Cube™!

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June 18, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Training plans, Marathon training, Cube, Free training plans
February 08, 2017

Runners, Avoid These 5 Common Race-Day Mistakes

February 08, 2017/ Mark Remy
Runners, Avoid These 5 Common Race-Day Mistakes

Sidestep these missteps to perform at your best.

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February 08, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Marathon training, Racing, Mistakes
March 15, 2016

Get a Huge PR With the Donald Trump Marathon Training Plan

March 15, 2016/ Mark Remy
Get a Huge PR With the Donald Trump Marathon Training Plan

"You will start winning again," promises GOP candidate. 

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March 15, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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