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February 13, 2019

Old Guy's Marathon Training Plan Just a Bunch of Running

February 13, 2019/ Mark Remy
Old Guy's Marathon Training Plan Just a Bunch of Running

Septuagenarian’s regimen leaves younger runners incredulous.

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February 13, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Training, Satire, Racing
Old guy, Training, Marathon training, Training plans
July 30, 2018

Local Runner's Prerace Jitters Arrive Three Months Early

July 30, 2018/ Mark Remy
Local Runner's Prerace Jitters Arrive Three Months Early

Anxiety and self-doubt materialize well before marathon weekend.

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July 30, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Racing, Training, Satire
Prerace jitters, Nerves, Marathon training
May 14, 2018

Man's Marathon Recovery Enters 33rd Week

May 14, 2018/ Mark Remy
Man's Marathon Recovery Enters 33rd Week

Local runner tells friends he’s still feeling effects of race.

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May 14, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Training, Racing, Satire
Marathon, Recovery, Couch
June 18, 2017

FREE! Training Plan Generator

June 18, 2017/ Mark Remy
FREE! Training Plan Generator

Add another dimension to your running with the Dumb Runner Training Cube™!

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June 18, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Training plans, Marathon training, Cube, Free training plans
March 19, 2017

9 Tips for Running a Marathon If You're a Stormtrooper

March 19, 2017/ Mark Remy
9 Tips for Running a Marathon If You're a Stormtrooper

This IS the article you're looking for.

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March 19, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Marathon, Star Wars, Stormtrooper
February 08, 2017

Runners, Avoid These 5 Common Race-Day Mistakes

February 08, 2017/ Mark Remy
Runners, Avoid These 5 Common Race-Day Mistakes

Sidestep these missteps to perform at your best.

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February 08, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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