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January 10, 2017

Man Takes Break to Fuel Up While Shopping for Fuel

January 10, 2017/ Mark Remy
Man Takes Break to Fuel Up While Shopping for Fuel

"You gotta stay fueled up," he says. "Just like a race car, you know? 

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January 10, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Satire, Nutrition, Sports nutrition, Hydration
September 21, 2016

PowerBar Introduces New Line of Runner Feed

September 21, 2016/ Mark Remy
PowerBar Introduces New Line of Runner Feed

Runner Chow is called a "dry food" for busy endurance athletes.

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September 21, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Satire, Runner Chow, PowerBar, Sports nutrition
July 25, 2016

These Muffins Will Make You Say 'Holy Shit These Are Good Muffins'

July 25, 2016/ Mark Remy
These Muffins Will Make You Say 'Holy Shit These Are Good Muffins'

These muffins have cranberries, we guess, and all sorts of crap that's good for you. 

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July 25, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Satire, Muffins
May 24, 2016

Marathon Champ's Secret: A Surprisingly Simple Diet

May 24, 2016/ Mark Remy
Marathon Champ's Secret: A Surprisingly Simple Diet

Well, with one key exception.

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May 24, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Diet, Nutrition, Satire, Marathons, Ugali
March 25, 2016

Ask Dr. Dumb: Should Runners Eat Peeps?

March 25, 2016/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Should Runners Eat Peeps?

Dr. Dumb wouldn't recommend it. Here's why.

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Easter, Peeps, Nutrition, Satire, Dr. Dumb
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