Report: If Local Runner’s Date Doesn’t Show Up Soon, He’s Going to Start Carb-Loading Without Him
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Local Runner Doesn’t Know Where Craving for Chocolate Pudding Came From, Doesn’t Care Where Craving for Chocolate Pudding Came From, Just Wants Chocolate Pudding
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Sudden desire materializes during 10-mile run.
Read MoreLittle Debbie Snack Brand Pivots to Sports Nutrition
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Snack cake maker targets endurance athlete market.
Read MoreIn Sponsored Post, FDA Calls GU Energy Chews Unsafe For Anyone Allergic to Outrageously Delicious Flavors
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“We recall these products… fondly!” says federal agency.
Read MoreAmerican Pickle Council Can’t Believe ‘Drink Pickle Juice’ Stunt Actually Worked
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Drunken wager pays off for trade group.
Read More‘Now THIS Is What I Call CHIP TIME,’ Running Dad Says Yet Again
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“Get it?” local man asks kids, wife.
Read MoreLocal Runner Adds Insulating Layer of Fat for Long, Cold Winter
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Man loads up before temperatures drop.
Read MoreCLIF Introduces 6-Foot ‘Party Bar’
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Sports nutrition giant touts “biggest product launch yet.”
Read MoreHeartbroken Runner Spends Evening on Couch Eating GU Straight From Carton
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Sobbing woman seeks solace in tub of energy gel.
Read MoreScientists at Gatorade Sports Science Institute Pretty Fucking Sick of Gatorade
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“Gatorade this, Gatorade that, blah-blah-blah,” researchers say.
Read MoreNabisco Influencer Taps Into the Power of Nilla to Fuel Her Runs
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“Nilla Wafers are a great source of nilla,” says woman.
Read MoreCharlie Brown Thanksgiving Dinner Actually Looks Pretty Good to Local Runner
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Carb-rich feast appeals to three-time marathoner.
Read MoreNew GU+Scope™ Promises Lasting Energy, Fresh Breath
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New line of co-branded gels hits shelves today.
Read MorePure-Hearted Runner Is Sole Survivor of Clif Factory Tour
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Tour leader denies any wrongdoing.
Read MoreAthletic Brewing Company Introduces Non-Caloric Gels
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Product delivers “all the great taste of a gel” but without the energy.
Read MoreFDA Fully Approves Gummy Bears for Long Run Use
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Most runners cheer the announcement—but skeptics remain wary.
Read MoreAsk Dr. Dumb: Porridge!
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A Scottish marathoner brought her own supply to the Tokyo Games, so it’s probably worth a look.
Read MoreRansomware Attack Shuts Down Major GU Pipeline
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Hackers threaten fuel supply for millions.
Read More‘Long Runs Really Give Me Time to Think,’ Says Man Who Spends Most of His Long Runs Thinking About Waffles
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