Report: You Have Got to Be F***ing Kidding Local Runner
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You have got to be fucking kidding a local runner, Dumb Runner has learned.
The runner, a 40-year-old woman who requested anonymity, expressed that sentiment from a vacant lot downtown early this morning. The lot, which is the site of a planned three-story structure, contains construction materials and equipment, plus a portable toilet.
It was the porta-potty that prompted the runner’s profane incredulity, sources said—specifically, they said, the padlock on the toilet’s door.
“What?” the runner said, upon noticing the lock. “You have got to be fucking kidding me.”
“Come on,” she added.
Sources told Dumb Runner that the runner in question “really had to go.”
At last report, the runner was seen emerging from behind the porta-potty and flashing a thumbs-up before continuing her run.
