Big Mr. Strong Guy Can’t Bench-Press His Way Out of This
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Runner's Prerace Anxiety Dreams Taking Weirdly Dark Turn
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Man at a loss to explain freakish nocturnal grotesqueries.
Read MoreWeekly Long Run Group a Roving Advertisement for Solo Running
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Members “never look very happy,” witness says.
Read MoreWorld's Social Media Users Eagerly Await Details of Man's Latest Run
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Millions toggle nonstop between Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, seeking news.
Read MorePersonal Trainer Performs Emergency Core Work on Man in Distress
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“I just acted on instinct. It was pure adrenaline.”
Read MoreKipchoge Checks Out Amazon Reviews of '4 Months to a 2-Hour Marathon'
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Eyeing his second attempt at historic barrier, world record holder seeks an edge.
Read MoreStudy: Frolicking in Surf Burns More Calories Than Running
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Frolickers also had “1,850% more fun,” researchers find.
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New Injury Guidelines Recommend Wincing, Clutching Source of Pain
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Move reverses decades’ worth of traditional advice.
Read More'I'm So Out of Shape,' Laments Person Currently Kicking Your Ass
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The takeaway, experts say: You suck.
Read MoreReport: Most Running Injuries Result From People Putting Shoes on Wrong Feet
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“We’re as surprised as anyone,” researcher says of findings.
Read MoreWhite-Hot Stabbing Sensation Under Kneecap Probably Nothing Serious
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Searing pain will likely go away on its own, man tells self.
Read MoreOld Guy's Marathon Training Plan Just a Bunch of Running
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Septuagenarian’s regimen leaves younger runners incredulous.
Read MoreGoose Practically Begging Runner to Take One More Step
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Tense standoff interrupts run on lakeshore path.
Read MoreSexual Tension Threatens to Suck Entire Running Group Into Black Hole of Couple's Unfulfilled Desire
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“I wish they’d just f*** already,” says fellow runner.
Read MoreAsk Dr. Dumb: All About Foam Rolling
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What is a foam roller? How many do you need? When should you do it? We answer these questions and more.
Read MoreMan's Running Starting to Interfere With His Drinking
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Friends consider intervention—before it’s too late.
Read MoreWoman Spends Entire Tempo Run Imagining Treadmill Belt Is Chuck Grassley's Face
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GOP Senator provides motivation at local gym.
Read More'I Keep Volume at Safe Level,' Says Guy Who Routinely Jumps in Fright When Other Runners Pass Him
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A local runner is unaware of his lack of awareness.
Read MoreThe Total Moron's Guide to Becoming a Runner
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