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October 05, 2016

27 Anagrams of 'Chicago Marathon'

October 05, 2016/ Mark Remy
27 Anagrams of 'Chicago Marathon'

Just in time for Marathon weekend!

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October 05, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Real, Motivation
Chicago Marathon, Anagrams, Coked-up rhino
September 14, 2016

Slow-Moving Freight Trains Have a Lesson for Us All

September 14, 2016/ Mark Remy
Slow-Moving Freight Trains Have a Lesson for Us All

We like to think we are an irresistible force. And we are... until we meet a truly unmovable object.

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September 14, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Train, Marathons, Metaphors
August 10, 2016

Editorial: Let's All Take a Breath

August 10, 2016/ Mark Remy
Editorial: Let's All Take a Breath

Yes, recent attacks on runners are terrifying. But they don't reflect a trend.

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August 10, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Guns, Safety, Crime, Fear
August 02, 2016

You Don't Need Dumb Runner, Please Support Dumb Runner

August 02, 2016/ Mark Remy
You Don't Need Dumb Runner, Please Support Dumb Runner

I love this website, but it's not sustainable. If you love it too, please help.

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August 02, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Support Dumb Runner, Patreon, Ad free
July 05, 2016

The Tour de France Is Boring? YOU'RE Boring

July 05, 2016/ Mark Remy
The Tour de France Is Boring? YOU'RE Boring

Shorter stages? More "action"? No thanks.

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July 05, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Tour de France, Cycling, Bicycle racing, Boring, Distance
June 29, 2016

Could Short Shorts Be the Key to Global Peace?

June 29, 2016/ Mark Remy
Could Short Shorts Be the Key to Global Peace?

It is virtually impossible to be bellicose or intransigent while wearing them.

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June 29, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Justin Trudeau, Canada, Shorts, World peace
May 18, 2016

Dumb Runner Travel Alert: AUSTRALIA

May 18, 2016/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Travel Alert: AUSTRALIA

DO NOT GO THERE. UNLESS YOU ENJOY BEING HIT BY AIRBORNE KANGAROOS.

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May 18, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Paul Hogan, Crocodile Dundee, Kangaroos, Travel, Australia
May 13, 2016

BREAKING: Your Face, if You Taunt This British Runner

May 13, 2016/ Mark Remy
BREAKING: Your Face, if You Taunt This British Runner

An off-duty police officer attacked a man for shouting "Run Forrest Run!" as he jogged by.

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May 13, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Forrest Gump, London
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