Treadmill User Tempted by Big, Red EJECT Button
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Local Man Loves Everything About Running Except for the Running Part
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Nutrition, gear, strength training, flexibility, recovery, social aspect all hold great appeal.
Read More‘Join Us,’ Strava Users Chant as Man Races to Barricade Door
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Local runner besieged by lurching horde of data fiends.
Read MoreMan Can’t Decide Whether to Go For Run or Give Up Running Altogether and Embrace Inevitable Slide Into Decay and Decline
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Local runner finds merit in both options.
Read MoreReport: Running as Little as Once a Week Can Boost Ability to Talk Incessantly About Running
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Small investment of time can yield big dividends, researchers say.
Read MoreWoman’s Knee Bones Visible Through Her Damn Pants, If You Can Believe That
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“Oh my God!” runner shrieks. “What’s happening?!?”
Read MoreBig Mr. Strong Guy Can’t Bench-Press His Way Out of This
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Small tendon renders sculpted body useless.
Read MoreWeekly Long Run Group a Roving Advertisement for Solo Running
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Members “never look very happy,” witness says.
Read MoreWorld's Social Media Users Eagerly Await Details of Man's Latest Run
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Millions toggle nonstop between Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, seeking news.
Read MorePersonal Trainer Performs Emergency Core Work on Man in Distress
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“I just acted on instinct. It was pure adrenaline.”
Read MoreKipchoge Checks Out Amazon Reviews of '4 Months to a 2-Hour Marathon'
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Eyeing his second attempt at historic barrier, world record holder seeks an edge.
Read MoreStudy: Frolicking in Surf Burns More Calories Than Running
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Frolickers also had “1,850% more fun,” researchers find.
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New Injury Guidelines Recommend Wincing, Clutching Source of Pain
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Move reverses decades’ worth of traditional advice.
Read More'I'm So Out of Shape,' Laments Person Currently Kicking Your Ass
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The takeaway, experts say: You suck.
Read MoreReport: Most Running Injuries Result From People Putting Shoes on Wrong Feet
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“We’re as surprised as anyone,” researcher says of findings.
Read MoreWhite-Hot Stabbing Sensation Under Kneecap Probably Nothing Serious
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Searing pain will likely go away on its own, man tells self.
Read MoreOld Guy's Marathon Training Plan Just a Bunch of Running
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Septuagenarian’s regimen leaves younger runners incredulous.
Read MoreGoose Practically Begging Runner to Take One More Step
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Tense standoff interrupts run on lakeshore path.
Read MoreSexual Tension Threatens to Suck Entire Running Group Into Black Hole of Couple's Unfulfilled Desire
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