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December 23, 2024

Ask Dr. Dumb: Should I Be Worried About My Vertical Oscillation?

December 23, 2024/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Should I Be Worried About My Vertical Oscillation?

Short answer: Nah.

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December 23, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Training, Real
Ask Dr. Dumb, Runner's World, Data, The Smiths
March 06, 2023

Old-School Marathoner Says Tech-Obsessed Runners Will Never Know the Pleasure of Filling Dozens of Notebooks With 42 Years of Training Data or the Pain of Losing Them All in a House Fire

March 06, 2023/ Mark Remy
Old-School Marathoner Says Tech-Obsessed Runners Will Never Know the Pleasure of Filling Dozens of Notebooks With 42 Years of Training Data or the Pain of Losing Them All in a House Fire

“You just won’t get that with these digital trackers,” man says.

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March 06, 2023/ Mark Remy/
Training, Satire
Aging, Training log, Notebooks, Life, Data, Technology
December 06, 2021

Runner’s Holiday Letter Just a Bunch of Strava Charts

December 06, 2021/ Mark Remy
Runner’s Holiday Letter Just a Bunch of Strava Charts

Recipients struggle to interpret data.

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December 06, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Strava, Holidays, Letters, Data
May 19, 2020

Basic Features Will Remain Free, Strava Reassures Pathetic Cheapskates

May 19, 2020/ Mark Remy
Basic Features Will Remain Free, Strava Reassures Pathetic Cheapskates

Company stresses its shift to subscription model won’t shut out stingy parasites.

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May 19, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Strava, Training, Data
February 05, 2020

‘Join Us,’ Strava Users Chant as Man Races to Barricade Door

February 05, 2020/ Mark Remy
‘Join Us,’ Strava Users Chant as Man Races to Barricade Door

Local runner besieged by lurching horde of data fiends.

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February 05, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Training, Satire
Strava, Zombies, Training, Technology, Data
January 23, 2017

Man's Anecdote Contradicts Research on Knee Health

January 23, 2017/ Mark Remy
Man's Anecdote Contradicts Research on Knee Health

"Back to the drawing board," say scientists.

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January 23, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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