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February 23, 2016

Kitten Runs Marathon to Raise Awareness of Own Cuteness

February 23, 2016/ Mark Remy
Kitten Runs Marathon to Raise Awareness of Own Cuteness

"Oh my God," say runners, staff, and spectators. "That is so cute."

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February 23, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Racing, Cats, Kittens, Cuteness, Marathons
February 18, 2016

The Ugly Side of 'Nice Guy' Meb Keflezighi

February 18, 2016/ Mark Remy
The Ugly Side of 'Nice Guy' Meb Keflezighi

He was not kind, recalls a former Blockbuster employee.

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February 18, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Meb Keflezighi, Elite runners, Nice
February 16, 2016

Comedic Genius Runs 'Only When Chased'

February 16, 2016/ Mark Remy
Comedic Genius Runs 'Only When Chased'

Columbus, Ohio, sales rep never stops cracking up friends and coworkers.

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February 16, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Racing, Marathons, Comedy
February 04, 2016

Running With Your Gun: FAQ

February 04, 2016/ Mark Remy
Running With Your Gun: FAQ

How to ensure accidents don't happen? With education, that's how.

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February 04, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Guns
January 26, 2016

Sanders, Trump Agree to 'Runoff' in Iowa

January 26, 2016/ Mark Remy
Sanders, Trump Agree to 'Runoff' in Iowa

With caucuses less than a week away, another race looms.

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January 26, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders, 2016 election, Politics
January 12, 2016

If I Win the Powerball Jackpot, I Will Register for a Rock 'n' Roll Race

January 12, 2016/ Mark Remy
If I Win the Powerball Jackpot, I Will Register for a Rock 'n' Roll Race

Extravagant? Ostentatious? A vulgar display of obscene wealth? Perhaps. I don't care.

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January 12, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Racing, Rock 'n' Roll Marathon, Entry fees, Powerball
December 14, 2015

A Holiday Reminder: Running Shoes Aren't 'Cute Gifts'

December 14, 2015/ Mark Remy
A Holiday Reminder: Running Shoes Aren't 'Cute Gifts'

Every year, tens of thousands of pairs wind up abandoned.

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December 14, 2015/ Mark Remy/
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Gear, Christmas, Holidays, Gifts, Shoes
December 08, 2015

Guest Opinion: Expensive Running Shoes Are Good and You Should Go Buy Some

December 08, 2015/ Mark Remy
Guest Opinion: Expensive Running Shoes Are Good and You Should Go Buy Some

Also, are your current running shoes new enough? 

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Shoes, Not real, Consumerism, Marketing
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