Man Driving to Walmart for Doritos Disgusted With Selfish Person Out For a Run
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A local motorist was disgusted early today to see a woman out for a run, Dumb Runner has learned.
Lionel Richie, 68, was driving to a nearby Walmart to purchase Doritos when he spotted the woman, running alone in the nearly empty street.
“Hello?” Richie said. “What the hell does she think she’s doing?”
Richie rolled up his window as he prepared to pass the woman, and glared at her as he drove by, mouthing the words, “Stay home!”
“Cripes,” he muttered, shaking his head. “There’s a virus going around.”
Reached by phone for comment, Richie told Dumb Runner that he was still fuming hours later.
“I just can’t believe how selfish some people can be,” he said. “I’m in a high-risk group, and these joggers, I saw where they spread the COVID from 50 feet away.”
Asked why he himself was out at the time, he said he needed food.
“I headed out for Doritos,” he said. “Last time I got a grocery delivery, they were out of them, so I haven’t had any for days.”
“Well,” Richie clarified, “they did have Doritos, but only the Cool Ranch kind and I don’t like those so I declined the substitution.”
Richie said his shopping trip was quick, because he “only needed that one thing.”
He did not wear a mask when he visited the store, passed at least a dozen other shoppers or staff within a few feet, and touched several surfaces and items, including the credit card keypad at checkout.
“People today,” he said, coughing into the phone. “They only think of themselves.”
