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December 08, 2015

Guest Opinion: Expensive Running Shoes Are Good and You Should Go Buy Some

December 08, 2015/ Mark Remy
Guest Opinion: Expensive Running Shoes Are Good and You Should Go Buy Some

Also, are your current running shoes new enough? 

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December 08, 2015/ Mark Remy/
News, Gear, Satire
Shoes, Not real, Consumerism, Marketing
December 03, 2015

Shorts: Friday, December 5, 2015

December 03, 2015/ Mark Remy
Shorts: Friday, December 5, 2015

Before we dive in to the usual nonsense, an announcement...

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December 03, 2015/ Mark Remy/
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November 27, 2015

Shorts: Friday, November 27, 2015

November 27, 2015/ Mark Remy
Shorts: Friday, November 27, 2015

Here's the Thanksgiving Hangover edition of your Dumb Runner weekend briefing.

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November 27, 2015/ Mark Remy/
November 19, 2015

Shorts: Friday, November 20, 2015

November 19, 2015/ Mark Remy
Shorts: Friday, November 20, 2015

Here's your Dumb Runner weekend briefing.

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    November 19, 2015/ Mark Remy/
    November 12, 2015

    Shorts: Friday, November 13, 2015

    November 12, 2015/ Mark Remy
    Shorts: Friday, November 13, 2015

    Here's your Dumb Runner weekend briefing.

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      November 12, 2015/ Mark Remy/
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      November 10, 2015

      My Large Penis Makes Running a Real Challenge

      November 10, 2015/ Mark Remy
      My Large Penis Makes Running a Real Challenge

      More often than not, a large penis acts more like an anchor, holding you back from running greatness.

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      November 10, 2015/ Mark Remy/
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      Penis
      November 03, 2015

      Welcome, Friends, to Dumb Runner

      November 03, 2015/ Mark Remy
      Welcome, Friends, to Dumb Runner

      Dumb Runner is a website for runners who enjoy laughter and pie. If that describes you, you should feel right at home.

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      November 03, 2015/ Mark Remy/
      November 02, 2015

      The World's Largest Gummy Bear Will Sustain You Now and Forever

      November 02, 2015/ Mark Remy
      The World's Largest Gummy Bear Will Sustain You Now and Forever

      How deep and abiding is the World's Largest Gummy Bear's love? So deep and abiding that it has inspired great poetry.

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      November 02, 2015/ Mark Remy/
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