Shorts: Friday, December 5, 2015

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Hello, and welcome to Friday. Before we dive in to the usual nonsense, an announcement:

After today, we will no longer publish "Shorts" here every Friday. (We know, we know—after a stunning four-week run. Has it really been that long?) That is the bad news.

The good news is, we will instead deliver this same content—weird and funny links, videos, photos, and other amusing tidbits—via our weekly newsletter, which will mail early each Friday morning. In short: Same stuff, different delivery method. 

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Here's your Dumb Runner weekend briefing.

NUTRITION NEWS

"STUFF DUMB RUNNER IS EAGERLY AWAITING" NEWS

THE WEEK IN JOGGING

MISCELLANEOUS

At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.

  • Here's what happens when a Roomba meets a pile of dog poo on the floor. Just in case you've been wondering. (Thanks, Cindy Featherston.)
  • Could this be the coolest bike bridge never built?

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Have a great weekend.