The World's Dumbest Coverage of the World's Best Marathon®


Gate Agent Relieved She Can Stop Feigning Interest in Marathon

"Thank God, that's over for another year."


Man Forgets Boston Marathon Jacket on Plane

Cherished souvenir is left in an overhead bin.


Man at Mile 2 of Boston Marathon Pretty Sure He's En Route to Huge PR

"I am flying!" first-time Boston participant thinks to self.


Hopkinton Plant Life Braces for Annual Onslaught of Urine

"We have a love/hate relationship with the marathon," said a blooming shrub.


Pence Warns Boston Marathon Runners of 'Wicked' Wellesley

The VP sees undue temptation in a marathon tradition.


9 Things You Never Knew About the Boston Marathon

How well do you know this iconic race?


Special-Edition Boston Shoe Obviously Just Regular Shoe with BOSTON Written On It

"You can actually smudge the letters with your finger."