The World's Dumbest Coverage of the World's Best Marathon®
Friends Worried About Wellesley Student Still Screaming at Road
Long after Boston Marathon finish, one spectator remains on course.
Boston Marathoners Starting to Think Bus Driver Lost
Hopkinton nowhere in sight as passengers grow nervous.
Legal Seafoods to Sponsor 'Chowder Zone' at Mile 20 of Boston Marathon
Restaurant chain says “steaming-hot cups of ocean-fresh goodness” will help runners conquer Heartbreak Hill.
Boston Marathon Forecast Calls for More Bullshit Weather
“What, again?” says one runner. “Are you f***ing kidding me?”
2019 Boston Marathon Fancy Hat Unveiled
For next year’s race, commemorative fancy headwear is teal with white accents.
Monument on Boston Marathon Course Marks Exact Spot Where Kathrine Switzer's Uterus Fell Out
In 1967, she became the first woman to officially run the race—but it came at a steep price.
Boston Marathon Forecast Calls for Bullshit Weather
Reaction among runners has not been good.
Dave McGillivray to Personally Pick Up Every Boston Marathon Visitor at Airport
"That's Dave for you," said one longtime acquaintance. "Always willing to go the extra mile."
Boston Spectator Training Hard for Marathon
Local man's regimen involves standing, screaming, drinking.
Gate Agent Relieved She Can Stop Feigning Interest in Marathon
"Thank God, that's over for another year."
Man at Mile 2 of Boston Marathon Pretty Sure He's En Route to Huge PR
"I am flying!" first-time Boston participant thinks to self.
