Report: Local Runner’s Feet Have Never Looked Better
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A local runner’s feet are looking better than ever, Dumb Runner has learned, boosting that runner’s mood and prompting her to share the news with others.
The runner, Paulina Bunyan, 52, texted photos of her feet to several friends yesterday, remarking, “I can’t remember the last time they were in this kind of shape!”
The photos garnered several reactions, sources said, including three thumbs down, two exclamation points, and one vomiting-face emoji.
Reached for comment, Bunyan told Dumb Runner she didn’t understand the reception her photos got.
“I mean, I was serious,” she said. “This really is the best my feet have looked in a long time.”
“I’m ready for sandal season!” she added.
