Q: Why did the runner cross the road?
A: To get to the other side, which in this particular case was the safer option because of a blind curve.
Runner's high who?
Runners high if they be payin' $150 for a half-marathon!
Q: What did the police officer say to the suspect in the ice bath?
Half a banana.
Half a banana who?
Half a banana, by any chance? All I see here are bagels.
Q: What's the best race for finding new friends?
A: The 10K, because it has 10,000 meet-ers!
Q: What was the miler's favorite exhibit at the naval museum?
A: Sub 4.
Gatorade another runner at the Everglades Marathon; they really should move that race somewhere else.
Q: What's the best kind of pet for a track runner?
A: A lap dog.
Did you hear about the runner who threw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly and also was fed up with his watch, which was really old and took forever to locate a satellite.
Flanagan? Is that the only dessert you know how to make?
Q: What do treadmills and this article have in common?
A: They're both terrible.